![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's why I need you idiots to work twice as hard- no, no! Strike that! Four times as hard! No, no no! Strike that! I NEED YOU MORONS TO WORK EIGHT TIMES HARDER THAN YOU'VE EVER WORKED, IN YOUR ENTIRE LIVES! I'm having a heart attack. Amy: Oh! Uh, three? Dozerman: Three?! Haaaa ha-ha-ha! Try 0.8, numbnuts! I made promises to my superiors that I most certainly cannot keep. Question- how many calories do you think I burned walking from there to there? You, female closest to me. You see this watch? It tells be how many calories I burn at any time. Boom! I've already established my authority through my amazing sense of humor. Uh- Dozerman: Tricked you! I don't have a stutter. Dozerman: Are you making fun of my stutter? Jake: Oh. My motto is simple: efficiency, efficiency, efficiency. I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Seth Dozerman.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |